green light goblin


a driver who drives slowly, but just fast enough so that they can get through a green light at an intersection, but the person behind them gets stuck with a red light and has to wait for the next green light, often leading to cursing and flipping off by the second party toward the first
i got stuck behind a green light goblin yesterday, but i wasn’t taking that sh-t. i accelerated and drove around the f-cking jerk and threw my coffee at his car.
a driver who drives slowly, but just fast enough so that they can get through a green light at an intersection, but the person behind them gets stuck with a red light and has to wait for the next green light, often leading to cursing and flipping off by the second party toward the first
i got stuck behind a green light goblin last night, but i wasn’t taking that sh-t. i accelerated and drove around the f-cking jerk and threw my coffee at his car.

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