Green Lizard


a beverage made from one part green nyquil and one part 7-up or sprite. generally consumed by someone with an substance and / or alcohol abuse problem that is desperate for a fix when no real drugs or alcohol are available.
ryan: “do you not feel well, stanley?”
stanley: “huh?”
ryan: “you must not feel well if your buying nyquil.”
stanley: “nah, i have some 7-up in the room, i am gonna mix me up a green lizard.”

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