Green M&M



1. a candy often believed to make the consumer h-rny
2. the only m&m that is female (great likeness to smurfette)
1. john has a whole drawer full of green m&m’s!
2. the green m&m is f-cking- hott- dude!

-see second defenition of these words
(slang) 80mg oxycontin, which is green-gray in color, and about the size and shape of an m&m. this term is usually used when trying to hide what is being talked about.
text message:”green m&m’s” (i.e. i got some 80’s for sale, do you want any?

i live in the state with the highest opate addiction per capita in the u.s. a.k.a. maine. i live in a city of just over 35,000 people. we have three methadone clinics, with 90% of the patients being between ages 18-24. and we are not the worst in the state by far. we have multiple towns where 80% of the total population is either an active, or recovered addict. this should tell you something about how powerfull this drug is.
i would know, i’m a recovering addict who used for four years. it starts as a fun thing to do at parties for $5-$10 a pop, but before you know it, you can’t stop. i thought i would be fine, but i ended up doing over $1’500 a week. i made $1,000 a month. try to figure out how that works.
mrs. white
keller and kasey were in mrs. white’s awesome green m&m cl-ss

…and keller loves kasey more

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