green mushroom
a person who insists on one-upping you everytime.
derived from mario bro’s -1up
person a: “i sprained my ankle the other day.”
person b: “yeah well i broke my ankle once and got the flu. plus i haven’t slept in 48 hours. i’m so tired.”
person a: “you’re such a green mushroom, nick.”
something one says when is given an unexcpected bonus.
joerge not only gave me his stereo, but 5 cds as well. so that was a big green mushroom.
as in the mario series when one gains a green mushroom the words “one up” flash on the screen, this is when you tell a story and someone else tries to tell a story better than you.
john: “i once skydived”
bob: “yeah well i skydived and shot 4 ninjas whilst slaying a dragon and throwing the ring into mt. doom.”
john: “green mushroom me again and you die.”
in an exchange of burns and insults, dealing a comeback better than the previous diss.
that was an awesome 1-up about his mom. you totally green mushroom’d him!
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