green piss


a common form of urine expelled from the body after drinking vodka, yeigermeister or any such form of alcohol. it is a result of the organic matter in the alcohol breaking down, getting you drunk as a skunk and urine that is very pale green in color. usually results in waking up and not remembering.
person 1: i drank so much this evening i had green p-ss.
person 2: what?!? you better see a doctor.
person 1: i think its the organics in the vodka i had breaking down.
person 2: sh-t bro, you are f-cked up… since when are you a chemist? i bet you think you are a g-d too!
person 1: i can see better than shallow hal and the ladies had green p-ss too!

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