green puddle skipper
a particularly trashy, decrepit, old, rusted, non-functional, or just generally cr-ppy vehicle. the green puddle skipper is an amplification of the general use puddle skipper. a green puddle skipper may be any color (usually “rust”), but bonus points shall be awarded if said car is actually any shade of green. a green puddle skipper goes above and beyond bad taste or low budget, and is the sort of car that should have been shredded, shot, or compacted into a small steel cube dozens of years ago. there is no excuse for a green puddle skipper.
“holy geez! was that a bright yellow 1979 mercury cougar with a coat hanger for an antenna and saran wrap for the windshield?!?”
“yessir, it was.”
“what a green puddle skipper!”
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