Green Sex



eco-friendly s-xual relations or s-x practices.
some ways jack and jill practice green s-x:

instead of driving to the movies and dinner, jack and jill biked to the farmers market for food, and took a walk in the park.

jack gave jill locally grown, pesticide free, and fair trade flowers for valentines.

during s-x, jack and jill used only all natural lube with non harmful chemicals that don’t disrupt the balance of the environment.

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