green thumb
a term used for a person who has recently bought marijuana or has some on their person.
yo, i heard mike has a green thumb right now. go hit him up for a deal
i have a green thumb after my plug hooked me up
(n.) an expression used to describe someone’s affinity/skill at gardening or growing plants.
jillian has quite a green thumb; look at her tomato patch!
a special talent for gardening
we could use a person with a green thumb.
#gardening #plants #flowers #fruits #vegetables
1. a term coined by herbologists to describe someone who posseses superior plant-handling skills. 2. used to describe soeone that didn’t fully have s-x with a female, but merely m-st-rb-t-d, and yet still got her pregnant.
1. “wow. look at my garden! it’s teeming with life!” “yep. you must have a green thumb or something.”
2. “so wait. she told you she was pregnant? i thought you said you did’nt have s-x with her?” “yes chris. i got her pregnant. cuz…yaknow…i got that green thumb!”
#green #thumb #finger #m-st-rb-t- #pregnant #botany #plant
1. a term coined by herbologists to describe someone who posseses superior plant-handling skills. 2. used to describe soeone that didn’t fully have s-x with a female, but merely m-st-rb-t-d, and yet still got her pregnant.
1. girl-“wow. look at my garden! it’s teeming with life!” boy-“yep. you must have a green thumb or something.”
2. chris-“so wait. she told you she was pregnant? i thought you said you did’nt have s-x with her?” jarod-“yes chris. i got her pregnant. cuz…yaknow…i got that green thumb!”
#green #thumb #plant #funny #botany #dirt
a word used by gamers to indicate a b-tton layout on an xbox 360/xbox controller. in this layout, the primary b-tton (the shoot, punch, or accelerate b-tton) is moved to the “a” key on the controller. most gamers play this green “a” b-tton with their thumb which started the phrase “green thumb”
it is a approved layout on the halo franchise.
not to be mistaken for the definition for green thumb which means a person with a knack for gardenining.
“after playing all weekend, the right trigger on my controller broke. but i used my 1337 h4x skills to customize the b-tton layout. i changed the shoot b-tton to “a” and now i’ve been using the green thumb since.
#gamers thumb #halo 3 #layout #h4x #trigger finger
1. a term coined by herbologists to describe someone who posseses superior plant-handling skills. 2. used to describe soeone that didn’t fully have s-x with a female, but merely m-st-rb-t-d, and yet still got her pregnant.
1. “wow. look at my garden! it’s teeming with life!” “yep. you must have a green thumb or something.”
2. “so wait. she told you she was pregnant? i thought you said you did’nt have s-x with her?” “yes chris. i got her pregnant. cuz…yaknow…i got that green thumb!”
#green #thumb #finger #m-st-rb-t- #pregnant #botany #plant
when filling the paranphilla you smoke marijuana with your hands if you smell your thumb there is a distinctive odor of marijuana
jif pack me another one (jif) i can’t i dont want to get in trouble for having green thumb
#pot #marijuana #weed #ganja #hemp
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