toe nails that have turned a deep shade of green because of the nasty fungus that resides beneath the nail. green toe nails are most prevalent in old men who wear brown strapped sandals to graduation parties or any event in the summer months. you find yourself sitting at a graduation party you were forced to attend with your family for a third cousin who you immensely dislike , only for an old man to approach you with sandals and a hawaiian shirt with his green toe nails nearly scr-ping off your ankle flesh with their sharp edges.
pete’s long, green toe nails reeked in the breeze as he placed his feet on the deck table.
her green toe nails made her seem so disgusting to the church congregation as she stood greeting people in the chapel with her heaping sundress.
- ratty f*ckboy
a sh-tty human of male persuasion that is always on sneaky shady behavior that has no issue getting mad and telling others business or even making things up to better sh-t his own position in events he lies often to get what he wants and keep what he calls his. a dude is hanging with […]
- endless hole
a place your life goes when you get hopelessly stuck with something. between the our new president and the hana project, i’m heading down a f-cking endless hole .
a stiken is when the p-n-s is unusually hairy. the pubic hair runs up the whole p-n-s. charlie has a very weird stiken.
- pop a squirrel
p–p silvia just pop a squirrel in front of shane’s tent
- forced family fun
the desperate pressure of both hope and expectation inherent in the well-meaning, but ultimately defeated, coordination of family events, vacations and other group interactions; in the end, destined to be undone by the predictable actions of the family members themselves. we’re going to disney world again, land of sweet, sweet family bonding and fountain of […]