Green Velvet


a mixture of weed and amu. also known as ‘silky stank’ and ‘smooth papa jones’. much smoother and more relaxed than weed by itself.
‘dude im wigging out, pack the next bowl with green velvet so i can chill out a bit’

Read Also:

  • Grego

    a stupid nickname when you have the interesting name of gregory. “i hate my name. god!!!!! hey dad–call me grego. its soo ghetto bootyfabulicious’

  • Gumbercules

    hermes: “he’ll be as strong and flexible as gumby and hercules combined!” dr. zoidberg: “you mean gumbercules? i love that guy!” a futeristic hero with the stretching abilities of gumbi and the strength of hercules. save me gumbercules with your strong stretchy arms!

  • gutter fighter

    all out -ssaulter. never starts the fight but will finish it quickly. doesn’t train to fight. trains to -ssault. dangerous human being. ww2 marine trench fighter. the germans got f-cked up by the gutter fighters.

  • Gwinning

    the act of doing something really cool. based off of charlie sheen’s “winning”, it takes it to a whole new level. q. what are you doing with your life? a. gwinning, duh!

  • Greasy Troy

    a s-xual act which involves the use of lots of oils, lubricants, and/or greases. this can include (but not limited to): s-x lubricants, baby oil, tanning oil, vegetable oil, canola oil, bacon grease etc. greasy troy: applying any type of lubricants, oils or grease to any desired area of the body (primarily s-xual organs) and […]


Disclaimer: Green Velvet definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.