Green Wipe


this is the art of wiping ones b-m, while staying continuously aware about the environment. one will double use toilet paper by double folding and then reusing the paper at hand. one may also byp-ss the paper and go straight to the shower for the cleanse.
dude, i did my part to stay green, i just green wiped. i’m like that little bear from the charmin commercial, you know the one having trouble with the little pieces of paper stuck to his -ss.

hey you ran out of sh-t tickets, “naw i’m broke, just green wipe and quit b-tchin”

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