Greening


to smoke the first hit of fresh weed, therefore getting more thc into your system, and taking away the green hue of the weed.
man p-ss me the bowl this time, you’ve been greening them all!
1. (n.) slang term for a person studying building or a surveying degree at any english university. instantly recognisable by the stylish clothes, sw-nky demeanour and generally radiating an air of unfathomable coolness.

generally unable to settle for scoring once per evening so must hunt for a second conquest as soon as the first has been ravaged.

mostly good dress sense with occasional potential to sport a ridiculous haircut. horrific taste in music.

2. (n.) a mysteriously enticing dance move in which the dancer points two fingers in the shape of a gun and proceeds to point them alternately at the ceiling with occasional pauses and disbelieving facial expressions.

3. (adj.) believing oneself to be g-d’s gift to men and women.
1. guy – did you just see that lad walk past with the bad hair listening to s-xy chick by akon for the millionth time? total greening

2. girl – wtf is that guy doing? ooh he’s doing the greening

3. guy – oh here he comes givin it the greening, pr-ck.
(v) it is the act of a whipped boyfriend to sell his dignity by making a strange face in bathroom and taking a selfie of it.
ungar- hey did you hear what zach did?
martin- no what happened?
ungar- he was greening yesterday
martin- no way! he’s such a f-g and his girlfriend is a wh-r-
the act of acting like a p-ssy and not being able to handle your weed. some one that is greening out normaly has a pale green face n looks like there about to throw up, and most porbably will throw up becasue they are a p-ssy and cant handle a lil bit of green
“hey croft is greening out”

“man that guy is such a fat d-ck head, he always greens”

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