Greenpeace Hot Pocket


when bedding down with a really obese girl, and for whatever reason you choose to not enter a traditional orifice, and instead grab a couple rolls of extra flabbery flesh (preferably on her back, hence the name) and push them together creating a hot pocket of blubber to receive your l-st muscle.

think of any grotesquely obese chick with a pretty face…and realize that her vag is buried so deep under her fat that even john holmes would only be able to nudge her cl-t after humping her crotch rodeo-style.

roll the whale (greenpeace emphasis) over, grab that back fat and make a real fleshlight pocket of hot flesh.

greenpeace hot pocket.
greenpeace hot pocket.
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