greenster


an environmental extremist

a hipster that has gone “green”

tom: “hey, wanna grab some lunch, we’re bringing it back”

bob: “i dont do take-out, the waste your producing is killing our planet. i’ll come only if we eat there.”

tom: “f-cking greenster”

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