greet


n/e scottish, verb for cry.
dinna ye greet er i´ll slap yer airse!!
át bam´s aye greetin´ like a bairn!
a shortening of greetings, used to greet someone (duh)
greets! how’s life?
a s-xy word, often used by women named olga. can mean many things, whatever you want, often s-xual and provocative, even when used as a greeeting!
i want to f-ck you in the greets, hard.

dayum baby where you get that greets

h-llo, i want your greets
a ‘greet’ is a limp wristed granny lover who enjoys nothing better than licking the syphlitic drippings of flea infested dogs c-cks.
look at that he must be a ‘greet’, the dude is craking open that scabed up old ladies punnai with ulcer ridden custard cannon..

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