greg-induced anger
a medical condition caused by the autistic actions that come from one with the name “greg.” this strange phenomenon will result in high mental stress and extreme rage.
symptoms: elevated heart rate, unusual levels of anger and irritation, and the urge to beat the f-ck out of greg in the middle of a cornfield until his legs become malleable.
treatments: beating the f-ck out of greg in the middle of a cornfield until his legs become malleable.
hey mom, i’m going to gonge today to relieve my greg-induced anger. i’ll just be beating the f-ck out of greg in the middle of a cornfield until his legs become malleable.
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