Greinked


when a baseball player gets owned by all-star pitcher zack greinke. can be written greinke’d.
fan: dude, a-rod just struck out looking…
fan 2 to a-rod: you have just been greinked
when a pitcher gives up only one run the entire game yet earns the loss due to his team failing to score any runs at all.
christ, our offense sucks. we couldn’t even score one run? our pitcher got greinked out there tonight.

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