Grenade Blowjob
when a fat ugly chick gives you a bl-w j-b.
it’s like eating a whole pineapple without peeling it.
yeah, it feels horrible.
example 1: “man yesterday i got so f-cking drunk i got a grenade bl-wj-b, now ma junk hurts…”
example 2: “if my friends ever found out i got a grenade bl-wj-b, they wouldn’t talk to me anymore. lol”
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