Grenade Parade
the plural of the term grenade, meaning a large group of unattractive, sometimes overweight, women. usually found in clubs, the grenade parade has caused at least 3,000,000,000 (3 billion) casualties in the world of clubbing. usually one grenade escapes the pack and makes it’s way to the bar, it then waits for it’s prey to ingest the required amount of alcohol before sweeping in and bringing their prey back to their den to feed.
chuck: hey dude, do ya think i’ll be able to pick up a hot one in that group?
jim: don’t bother dude. i checked and all i see is a grenade parade
a group of girls that, no matter how drunk they are, never ever sleep with anyone!!!
guy: aww man! i think i should just call it a night
guy 2: why?! we just got to this bar
guy: there’s a group of girls over there that have p-ss-es closed tighter than fort knox!
guy 2: f–ck! just what we needed, a grenade parade!
guy: yeah, it might as well be a group of nuns! let’s go home a play xbox
guy 2: deal!
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