Grenitis


a sad disease that is uncurable. it causes you to hunt grenades, a fat species of women. if around someone with grenitis for too long, you may catch it, but you can get rid of it if you apply purel shortly after contact with the infected person. if you do get it, you will get some sort of blemish on your face for the world to see. it will go away if you are cautious and use a lot of purel. if you are born with it, though, it is uncurable.
guy:”oh sh-t look at that fat -ss grenade over there!”
will carroll:”where? i only see a hot babe.”
guy:”cr-p! he has grenitis!” (applies purel and runs away)

Read Also:

  • Grillex

    (n) taken from the words grill and skrillex. a bad-ss chef who is a dubstep enthusiast. guy 1: i love grilled food! guy 2: did you ever try a meal at grillex? guy 1: no. grillex is such a bad-ss, he can grill burgers while dropping the b-ss!

  • Grindsworth

    the term given to a slightly receding male who spends 23 hrs of every day on his grindr application looking for fellow grindr’s to be able to grindr with (grindr is h-m- code for s-x in the b-m). holy cr-p, check that out. that bloke over there is having -n-l s-x with another bloke after […]

  • gripson

    a guitar with ultimate hammering abilities, wailable on all occasions dude i just rocked my gripson can you hear me taking my gripson lessons

  • groot-ized

    a bunch o f-ckin idiots who think they know everything, yeah right, you know f-cking nothing !!!!! guy 1: hey what are we doing today? guy 2: just shut up and i’ll tell you what you’re suppose to do…. guy 3: that’s very groot-ized of you -sswipe.

  • Groovadellic

    a word combining the two words “groovy” and “psychedelic” together to make a crazy awesome word. maggie: wow, your pretty groovadellic jackson: yeah i know


Disclaimer: Grenitis definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.