Gretelese
the intenese german-ness and innocence (jenna) of one individual that never has any idea what is going on around them at the moment or when their friends are talking about s-xual intercourse or lack thereof.
friend 1: look, she has white stuff on her face! omg, it’s c-m!
friend 2: come? where did you come from? oh, and i think you have ranch on your face.
friend 1: wow, you are so gretelese it’s not even funny.
friend 2: hey, an acorn!
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