Greutter


austrian slang for a person who is engaged in several senseless activities including laser-tag,beerpong,paintball and all videogames imaginable.

moreover, it is typical of a standard greutter to frequently consume vast amounts of alcohol – mainly rum+c-ke -.

he’s kind of cool actually.
a: did you see that drunk guy over there peeing on that girls’ bike, which he just crashed?

b: omg, wtf! srsly, he is like the coolest guy i have eeeever seen.

c: calm down, it’s greutter.

a: arrr, right….cl-ssic!

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