Midgeman
a very short individual, not short enough to be cl-ssified as a midget.
jaclyn: “haha, hey look at tille, isn’t she a midgeman?”
emilia: “yes, oh yuck, she’s so short”
jaclyn: “hey midgeman, come over here”
tillie (midgeman): “oh hey guys”
emilia: “did you know you’re a midgety midgeman?”
tillie: “(sigh), yes”
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