grey beard


an older man, usually someone with seniority in a business, a labor union or other community. often used disrespectfully by younger members when referring to preferential treatment or out-dated behavior.
i hate the grey beards. they do nothing but talk about the old days and get first dibs on all the good -ssignments.
an extremely s-xual and mysterious young man with prematurely grey hairs. usually extremely skinny and attractive.
look at that greybeard dancing, he’s amazing!
when a girls boyfriend is a mortician and he is f-cking the bodies on a regular bases, he will acquire a mite on his p-n-s. when his girlfriend gives him a bl-w j-b, she will get the mite on her face. when the mite bites her she will get a grey rash across the bottom of her face. thus…grey beard.
this girls boyfriend worked at the city morgue. since his girlfriend wouldnt put out enough he decided to start f-cking the corpses in the body room of the morgue. after awhile a flesh mite got on his p-n-s and bit his girlfriend one day during a bl-w j-b and she got a grey rash on her face. thus…grey beard.

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