Grey Belt


when a person, male or female, engages in s-xual intercourse or love making, with that of an older person. the older person would have to have cougar/milf/old dude status in order for the grey belt to be valid. the degree (i,ii,iii) of grey belt is determined by a panel of peers upon visual recognition of the older partner. a 1st degree grey belt would consist of light greying of the hair, usually covered with hair dye by cougars. a 3rd degree would correspond to a full head of grey hair, and cannot be obstructed by dye i.e. the women cannot have dyed hair. once all degrees are obtained, and are confirmed by a panel of peers, the individual will be recognized as a master and be granted the t-tanium belt and be known as hey-zeus.
melinda had premious s-x with a man 10 years older than her. this man had half a head of grey hair, and to her surprise she was granted the ii-degree grey belt by her peers.

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