Gridfaced


the adjective describing someone who slept on their tennis racket.
tom is gridfaced since last night.
a physical state whereby a person has consumed so many alcohol beverages that they consequently lose all control of human functionality and barf into a grid – or other plumed in waste disposal systems.
that girl over there is so gridfaced.

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