Grief crush
when you are aroused by the picture of a missing teenager on the news or a mother of two who never made it home from wherever, and discovered in a pipe weeks later.
the media churns out random pictures lifted from her facebook or mysp-ce page and, because she is attractive you can’t help wishing you could have f-cked her when she was alive.
so you drop her into your w-nk bank.
“hey, you seen that missing girl on the news? i beat off to the press confrence last night.” i have a serious grief crush.
‘my mate is a real sick guy. i asked him if he’d seen the newspaper story of the missing women they found beaten and mutilated?’ he told me he had a grief crush he couldn’t shake and wished, he’d found the body!’
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