a period of intense masturbation following a tragic, sad, or downright horrible life event.
“is blake alright? hes been up in his room alot since maggie broke it off”
“yeah dude, hes just griefbeating the pain away.”
- methflix and chill
verb: to get a sh-t ton of meth and a drug dealer car and chill with your creepy neighbor from down the street. “you wanna methflix and chill???” she asked her neighborhood drug dealer. via giphy
- mortal combatting
when your girl is giving you head and right before you bust she yells “finish him!” and you blast in her mouth. she flies back and plays dead on the floor while you finish on her chest, face, etc… hey, are you into mortal combatting?
- the fish is in the foxtrot
when you have someone/something right where you want them/it, most commonly used in a s-xual manner. before the patriots-colts afc championship game, julian edelman asked tom brady, “are the b-lls deflated?” brady responded, “the fish is in the foxtrot,” and winked seductively. when you have someone/something right where you want them/it he said, “the fish […]
- nappy duggout
ungroomed nether region . burrly p-ssy. i needed a machete to get through her jungle of hair. wow that chick had a nappy duggout
- f*ck knight
-noun a f-ck knight is a man who is generally the polar oposite of a f-ck boy. he possesses a chiverous nature, a ladies first additufe and will treat you right. it also goes without saying he is a s-x g-d. g-d turns out billy is a real f-ck knight, good to one in a […]