Grif-Grif


a word given to an individual with cabbage patch kid-like qualities. grif-grifs are often characterized by rosy cheeks and a high pitched shrill voice. such individuals are usually female, and have demonstrated an innate attraction towards inquisitive robot-loving young men. grif-grifs are pr-ne to agression when one questions their intelligence. one should should exercise extreme caution when doing so, unless they are simply trying to p-ss the grif-grif off.
the grif-grif said to the young male, “hey adlai, you wanna do it?”

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