griffinitis
an irrecoverable condition marked by impulsive and prolonged lying. generally, the subject matter is almost nonsensical and obviously bogus. the sufferer often uses this condition to make himself/herself appear supperior to others and at other times does it for no apparent reason.
john: “wouldn’t it be funny to drive a semi-truck to school?”
justin (griffinitis sufferer): “my dad already bought me one to drive whenever i ditch my learner’s permit. i already put on some pimp spinners and it has a kick-ss system.”
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