Griffiths


(1) too weak, whack or soft. (2) anti-swag. (3) a new movement or campaign. (4) origin “double impact”. “nigel griffith” played by actor alan scarfe.
person 1: “what’s griffiths?”
person 2: “you. you are griffiths.”

zang: “it was griffith. he’s too weak.”
a glorious man too drunk to except that he exists.
he was a griffith last night, but today, well, he’s just a man
the ambitious, charismatic silver haired leader of the band of the hawks from the anime/manga “berserk”. thought to have a s-xual tension relationship with guts by many fans, although this is not present in the series. he wields a rapier and is usually clad in either ornate armor or in a white cloak. he is arrested for having an affair with the princess charlotte in episode 19. he later becomes the newest member of g-d’s hand, femto, in exchange for slaughtering his comrades at the great eclipse, which only guts and caska (who becomes traumatized and mentally unstable from) survive. guts is later seen as the black swordsman, swearing revenge on griffith and g-d’s hand.
“you belong to me now, guts.” -griffith
derived from the viking term “grivit” meaning “man with ridiculously huge curly hair”
-oh my g-d, my hairs grown so much, i don’t know whether to cut it?
-i think you should mate, you’re a griffith at the moment!
a educational landmark where random people collaborate to discuss issues of no specific topic and use our hub to play basketball/soccer. also happens to be surrounded by trees and asians.
#1 – this hub doesn’t exist, you are just imagining it.
on griffith ‘hub’
girl-1: omg… toby’s fallen asleep on my bed…
boy-1: rape him while he isn’t looking?
girl-1: no, i’m not that mean…
boy-2: girl-1 – at least draw a c-ck on his face then take a photo
girl-1: the room is too dark though…
boy-2: its not that hard 2 draw a c-ck
boy-2: just trace yours
an item of clothing, almost like a ‘w-lly warmer’ but this is called a ‘griffiths’ made out of many different materials and made by the famous jenny. she had a problem with small p-n-s’ though so she only made extra large ones. she’s abit of a perve
‘you like my griffiths? its new’
‘oh yes, its very smart. does it itch?’

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