grift shift


this occurs when some poor -sshole attempts to grift you
and you know…you just know. so you decide to play along, then after a while you decide to bs them, and when they do their grift, you take off with their cash, your cash, their girlfriend, and their car.
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guy:want to play some russian roulette?

guy#2: sure, how many bullets in the gun?

guy:ummm…1 -loads 6 into all chambers-

guy#2:okay, how much money to the winner?

guy: hundred bucks, you first -hands gun over-

guy#2: -shifts out bullet before firing gun- dude, your turn.

guy:sh-t…he did a grift shift…-bang-

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