Grillitarian


1. (n) a person who doesn’t eat anything cooked on a backyard grill.

2. (adj) a word used to describe a person who doesn’t eat anything cooked on a backyard grill.
1. “would you like some steak?” the polite father asked.

“where did you cook it?” the daughter asked.

“the grill.” the father replied.

“dad! i can’t eat that! i’m a grillitarian!”

2. “hey! guys! look over there at that stupid grillitarian!”

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