Grimlock

kick -ss din-bot from the 80s cl-ssic kids tv program transformers
grimlock: me grimlock not “nice dino”. me bash brains!
1) in advanced dungeons and dragons, a grimlock is a large and powerful grey-skinned humanoid, looking rather like a grey orc. grimlocks are primitive, but also vicious and aggressive.

2) in transformers, grimlock is the leader of the din-bots. he transforms into a tyrannosaurus rex. a staple character throughout the entire run of the tv series and the comics, grimlock even went through three different toy versions in generation 1.
me grimlock! me king! me kick your b-tt!
in transformers, he is the leader of the din-bots. he is one of the most powerful autobots.

there are two distinct interpretations of grimlock:

in the cartoon series, he is a strong but dumb “comedy” character.

in the comics, and especially in simon furman’s version of him, he is a born warrior and hardman, who has a very different approach to leadership to optimus prime. he believes that prime’s comp-ssion prevents the autobots from defeating the decepticons. he looks down on those he considers inferior, but is fearless in battle.
although arrogant and stubborn, grimlock is a highly effective leader. he is an anti-hero, a cross between wolverine and leonidas.
“optimus prime is too soft, if grimlock were our leader, we could have won this war long ago!”

“me grimlock, bad-ss!”
the act of a grenade bouncing back towards the person who threw it. grimlock2 is notorious for this act.
grimlock2 cooked his grenade only to have it bounce off a low ceiling back towards him, to which he exclaimed, “sh-t! i grimlocked it!”
from transformers , the leader of the dino bots.

gets a brain transplant and goes crazy.
me grimlock mash metal.
a s-xual position where the female hangs her head over the edge of the bed face up. the male then recives a {bl-w j-b} from her while giving her the {shocker}. usually done in an aggresive manor.
“i hit all three holes in the old ladie last night junior…that’s right son..i gave your mom the grimlock.”
this is the occurance of dreadlocks in the womans pubic region. they are often very thick, long and have a strong odor of foul-smelling v-g-n-l discharge and wet dog. more often than not, there is slight hint of patchouli, in a failed attept to cover up the heinous stench.
i took this b-tch out for some drinks, right. one thing led to another. i got my hand down her panties, and got stick. my rings got caught on her grimlocks. i was like, yo!

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