Grimmington Bears
an utterance to be heard when one experiences a situation that is the epitome of hairy horrid. should one ever find oneself in such a situation, one may be said to have been visited by the bears gr-mm-ngton.
the collective noun varies between a smack of gr-mm-ngton bears and a creep of gr-mm-ngton bears, dependent upon the suddenness of the horrid occuring.
example 1;
person 1: “you seen what time it is???”
person 2: “yea its like 4am, we’ve been gaming for hours”
person 1: “oh gr-mm-ngton bears”
person 2: “lolwut”
example 2;
person 1: “did you just see me stack that 360 just now?”
person 2: “yea, looked like you were visited by a smack of gr-mm-ngton bears”
example 3;
person 1: “dude, i had such a good wet dream about your sister last night.”
person 2: “that’s just sick, you really need to see a specialist”
person 1: “yea, when i woke up though, i whole creap of gr-mm-ngton bears were huddled around the foot of my bed”
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