Grimp Mate


an alcohol beverage mixed from a mikes hard lemonade seasonal strawberry flavor. first drink down the mikes down to the curve of the neck. then pour vodka in it to full it back up. drink that down and then fill it back to the top again but with jager. taste it. and if done right! it will taste like grape and mint hookah tobacco when you smoke it from a hookah. i was too drunk to say grape mint so i kept saying grimpmate.
make me a grimp mate!

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