Grinch Shits


when you eat something with too much green pigment in it and your fecal matter comes out green. may or may not also be hairy.
friend:”yo you wanna try some of this guacamole?”
you:”nah man last time i ate that i got da grinch sh-ts”

child:”what happened to all of the christmas presents?!”
you:”well i had mad grinch sh-ts last night, so it probably came back and stole christmas.”

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