Grip n Rip
when a girl jacks off a guy with pine tar on her hand to get a good grip. this ultimately leads to ripping your p-n-s off.
jeff says “travis how can you let jenny grip n rip?”
travis says “i guess i like the pull of my tool!”
jeff says “you must because everytime megan grip n rips me i feel like my p-n-s is about to fall off.”
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