gripe wipe


the need to wipe the -n-s due to excess sweating and or wet farting that has left a wet sticky feeling in the crack of the -ss.
“excuse me dude, it’s 98 degrees out here and my crack is dripping…i need a gripe wipe now.

“d-mn, i really need a gripe wipe – i’ve been blowing wet farts all day.”

“stop complaining and go give yourself a gripe wipe!”

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