Gripple


when you are shaving your chest area and accidentally shave off one of your nipples.
steven: ahh man, you should have seen last night, i got blood everywhere
ben: why what happened?
steven: i was shaving and accidentally pulled a gripple
ben: oh jesus, you grippled your nipple?
steven: well yeah… generally
word used to describe very large “grape” sized “nipples”
grimy! did you see how hard grandma’s “gripples” got while she was watching mud wrestling last night?
a nipple on a grizzly bear. iow, the last thing you’ll ever see when you pet a baby grizzly bear in the woods and its mother rears up to bite your head off.
the last thing i remember before waking up in the hospital was those huge gripples sticking out through her fur.
nipples that grip your face and don’t let go for a very long time.
kevin: “dude sean has gripples”
jovani: “are you serious kevin’
kevin: “yea they attacked my face.”
(v) the act of squeezing, popping, scratching, et al the zits and boils on a lover’s back, not necessarily during s-x. often done at random or during outdoor picnics by a body of water.

also known as:

“clearing the mine-field”, “raking the back-leaves”
“oi, kev…how’s denise?”

“great mick…she’s like a chimp she is, always trying to gripple me back!”
to lick something
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i like to gripple tessie.

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