gristley surprise
when a genital wart comes off into your mouth and you unexpectedly bite down onto it between your teeth.
gristle : tough cartilaginous, tendinous, or fibrous matter
went down on a new partner i picked up last night, i had no idea i was in for a gristley surprise.
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