Groagan
the cl-ssic good sh-t. not too big or too small. easy to unload and clean up after; no mess with a clean pinch off.
usually firm without being hard, solid and grease free.
often takes only a few wipes to clean up.
a p–p you can be proud of.
-the opposite of diarrhea
guy 1 “man i really hope i can take a nice clean fast sh-t and get out of this bathroom quick!”
guy 2 “then you want a groagan buddy”
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