Groarke


the sound a man makes when he is focused on devouring another man entire c-ck to the best of his abilities.
you could hear the groarke coming from shane’s room.

pole smoking c-ckmeat sandwich c-ck f-g
to be spoken in a high-pitched, squeaky tone – can be used to express the following phrases:

“coffee”
“i like coffee”
“i am going to make the coffee”
“just make the f-cking coffee”
“i’ve had too much coffee!”

and variations thereupon…

ideal for the office environment
person a: “groarke!!!!!”

person b: “groarke indeed!” -goes to the kitchen to make coffee”

person b: -puts down the coffee on the table- “groarke!”

person a: “groarke!”

-coffee is enjoyed-

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