Groats Disease

groats disease was named after its discoverer, d-ck groat. it is actually a fictional disorder discussed in “curb your enthusiasm” season 2 episode 5 t-tled “the thong“.
groats disease is marked by hyperactivity like after 5 cups of coffee. kathy has groats.

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