GROGAN
1. a partially-ejected clump of feces. half a loaf.
2. an ejected clump of feces that is not heavy enough to drop off your dingleberry forest.
once a grogan drops off your -rs- by whatever means, (rocking, banging against the seat, coaxing with paper or your fingers) it becomes a t-rd. if you let the grogan remain, it becomes a m-ssive dingleberry, once it dries. grogans are moist; dingleberries are dry. (see dingleberry)
a poo that reaches from your bottom to the water without breaking.
i drank a few pint’s of guiness last night which gave me the longest grogan ever this morning.
slang for feces. the infinitive verb form -ssociated should always be “to pinch.”
jolly drake shouted from the can that he was about to pinch a grogan. the boys in the living room laughed.
(gaelic) crumbs of fecal matter that get bound up in the hair between the b-ttocks.
the grogans left behind by a hasty trip to the facility caused a nasty rash.
a cheerful scottish person.
what a pleasure it was working with that grogan.
it when u take a sh-t and it hits the water before it snaps off
oi i did the sickest grogan yesterday
it’s when your taking a dump in the toilet and someone knocks on the cubicle door and you get so startled your -ss sucks the poo back in
“i was in the toilet and someone knocked on the door and scared the cr-p out of me…bl–dy made me do a grogan”
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