grogbeard


someone who is both a grognard and a neckbeard. these are among the lowest of the nerds on the scr-t-m-pole of nerdology.
two nerds are playing warhammer 40k.

grogbeard: you only get a 3+ armor save if you’re wearing astartes power armor. quit cheating or i’m going to tell the judge on you.
ordinary nerd: dude, quit being such a grogbeard.

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