groin rage


the overwhelming, uncontrollable, m-ssively unstoppable tsunami of superhuman throbbing -rg-smic pain that floods your groin area thereby causing the meaty love organ to be violently pumped to m-ssive proportions of granite hardness. this is usually followed by gigantic throbbing and an unbelievable neverending torrential rain of cream gushering.
holy sh-t! get the mop! brad has major groin rage and we need a bucket fast!!!

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