Gromph
to eat. in particular, to eat quickly and without self-control.
i’d planned to eat only one biscuit, but in the end i gromphed the entire packet.
a hug tackle. very similar to glomp but with more emphasis and less rules on how to use it. often used while chatting online, but also transferrable to real life.
online:
ray: -gromph-
dante: haha thanks i needed that
real life:
“daaaamn, did you see samantha gromph him? that sh-t was hawt as hayell!”
is way cooler than epitaph because he epi licks monkey nuts.
wow, that guy is so gromph.. and him over there is so epitaph, ewww, get away from that monkey.
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