gronch
the amount of force behind a sh-t. goes good with the song “under pressure” by queen
dude my gronch is building. i need to be p-ssing legislation
noun; a state of miserable and agonizing itchiness and discomfort in the genital region
verb; to suffer from awful, awful chafing and pubic itchiness
bro 1: dude, i can’t go out. i’m in a gronch like no other.
bro 2: aw, b-mmer man.
to crush and/ or mangle something.
“i gronched my burger when i sat on it.”
1. to eat someone’s food without permission.
history: gronch is an onomatopoeia for the sound of eating a crunchy food.
don’t be gronchin’ my almonds, foo!
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