Groner
a guatemalan erection
guy 1: “i just got the a groner from gow3!”
guy 2: “hey! only guatemalans can ge those”
when a girl gets turned on by a guy or when her nipples get hard. a.k.a a girl b-n-r!
omg! that guy is soooo hot he gives me a groner!
a angry b-n-r or a p-ssed off p-n-s. similiar to having blue b-lls.
i was dancing with a hot chick all night and now i have a groner.
a b-n-r that grows really fast and makes a lot of noise.
g-d d-mn it, my jeans are so squeaky they’re giving me a groner.
similar to a broner, which is an erection caused by hearing one of your male friends, or “bros” relay a story of a recent s-xual conquest, a round of golf or a particularly tasty beer, but is an erection caused by a similar story told by a female friend or “gal-pal”. hence, groner
normally a groner is caused by the description of non-s-xual activity between your gal-pal and one or more of her female friends that, when pictured by a healthy, heteros-xual male, causes blood to flow to the nether-regions, triggering a groner or even a m-ssive groner for a really good story involving with insinuated “girl on girl” action.
“dude, my friend susie was telling me about how she recently got a brazilian bikini wax and how her best friend had to see how it looked so she just dropped trou and showed off the whole works… i got a total groner and had to un-tuck my shirt just to cover it up… cool story but totally embarr-ssing!”
(please note, that relaying a story about the circ-mstances that caused your groner to one of your male friends may cause him to have a broner or, what is otherwise known as a “second-degree groner”)
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